sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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