Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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