oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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