He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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