their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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