why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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