Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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