you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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