I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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