I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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