Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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