What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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