I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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