So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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