I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
