Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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