butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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