ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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