She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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