I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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