my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
i out mim tonsoeep
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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