just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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