If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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