I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
That accounts for only three of the penises
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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