tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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