Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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