White coat. Heels.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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