Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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