Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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