Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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