i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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