I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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