Whod you bang
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I can't turn off my feet"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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