omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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