Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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