Soap is not a condiment
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Randomize