No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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