Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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