Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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