He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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