The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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