I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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