Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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