It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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