It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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