Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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