she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This is my gift to your gina
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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