your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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