OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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