Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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