Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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