Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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