So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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