turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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