carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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